Irritating sms text message jokes quotes in English Hindi with images picture

If You Are In Tension And Nothing Seems To Be Right,

If You Find No Way Out Then Just Once Think Of ME,

ONE ONLY,

I Will Be There To Increase Your TENSIONS!!!

Sometimes My Mind Asks.
Why I Miss You?

Why I Care For You?

Why I Remember You?

Why I Sms You?

Then My Heart Answers..

Its Simply Because Sms Is Free…



A guy calls an unknown number…

Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.

Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..

Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up..

After a while, he calls up again..
Guy: Fridge hai?
This time the person’s really angry.
Reply: Nahi hai.

Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..

A bird shits on a sardar .
Sardar shouts angrily."chaddi nahi pehata kya"?
The bird shouted back."tu chaddi mein karta hain kya ".