Best funny Shayari ever
Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya.. . . Wah! Wah! Wah!! Wah!! . . Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya... Phirrrrr...? Phir kya.! Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU Me Hosh Aaya.. Arz Kiya Hai.. . . Dost Teri yaad me SuSu lag gaya... . . Wah wah wah Dost Teri yaad me SuSu lag gaya... . . . . Ye bhi toh aansu hi hai pagle Bas rasta Bhatak gaya.. . Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se, Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum, Par jab pata chala nazar permanant tirchhi hai, To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum. Aankho mein nami thi, Aur vitamin ki kami thi.. Wah Wah, Jis-se raat-bhar chatting ki Woh Girl-friend ki mummy thi... Woh mujhe mil kar royi itna k . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Uski naak ka bulbula dekh k meri hansi nikal gai. Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko... Nuclear power ka jamaana hai, Bomb se udaa do saale ko... Tajmahal kya cheez hai, Is-se achi imaarat banaunga, Mumtaz to mar-kar dafan hui thi, Tujhe to main zinda dafn...