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Doctor: what expressions r on ur hubby's face during sex? sunny leone : anger Doctor: why?????????????????? sunny leone : because he is always watching from the window. “What’s the difference between hungry and horny?” superb answer by sunny leone;) IT DEPENDS WHERE I PUT THE CARROT Sunny Leone takes Pepsi from changing room of senior actresses... Katrina : Hello what are you doing in the changing room of senior actresses.... Sunny : Was feeling thirsty so came to take Pepsi. Kareena : Did u take our permission before entering? Sunny : Permission for Pepsi? Deepika : How dare u argue with your seniors... Sunny : Well I think we all are in same field so why this discrimination?? Priyanka : so u think tumhare or hamare bich mein koi fark nahi hai??? Sunny : Farak to hai.... Main app logo ki film mein kabhi bhi aa sakti hu,  per aap log meri film mein kabhi nahi aa sakti. Bande K Paas Izzat Honi Chahiye, - - - - Paisa To Sunny Leone K Paas...

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Ek ladki ki 2 din pehle nayi shaadi hui. To uski sahelion ne kaha- 2 naino se 2 Naina lade. Naino ke beech laga kajra. Us raat ki baat bata sajni, jab 2 Taango k beech hua jhagda. Sajni sharmayi or boli- Lehnga fat gaya, choli ud gayi, or maa ch*d gayi daman ki. Us raat me aise ch*d gayi, jaise Lanka lut gayi Raavan ki..!! Pati 1st Night Ko Jaaneman Kaho Kya Chahti Ho ? Biwi- Chahte Hai Hum Aapse Aise sex Ka Wada Jaise 5 Rupaye Ka Vim Bar Gale Kam Aur Chale Zyada Sardar: Yar teri suhag raat kesi guzri? 2nd:Yar buht maza Aya! Sardar:Yar phir b bata na! 2nd Sardar:Yar pehli bar nangi larki dekhi Uff 3 bar muth mari! Bone aadmi ki shadi ek bahut sundar LaDki se hoti hai. ..  Jaise hi Bona apni Dulhan ko lekar Suhaagraat  manane ko Room mein jaata hai to enter karte  hi Bona apni biwi ko bolta hai..  Bona: "Darling jaldi se GhoDi Bano" ..  Dulhan: "Aisee bhi kya jaldi hai, ThoDa ruko naa" ..  Bona: "Maine bola na... Phataphat ...

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