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A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running.
No, he replied,
woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down. 


While fucking girl started shouting PEPSI PEPSI boy asked what's PEPSI?
She replied P-please E-enter your P-penny S-slowly I-inside.


Full Form Of CONDOM
C.Control
O.On
N.Natural
D.Drops
O.Of
M.Men's Leakage.


Never play with Girls heart,
 she has only 1 heart...
 Its OK to PLAY with her BOOBbS, 
she has TWO !!! Pom pom.
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