New Latest funny Asif Ali Zardari sms text message jokes in English Hindi

I studied but never topped,
today toppers of best universities r my employees.
(Bill Gates)
Neither I topped nor I study, today I m President.
(Zardari).

Jin: Kia Hukum hai mere aaqa? 

Sardar: Saari dunya main jitni bhi dolat hai, woh mere account main daal do. 

Jin: Bakwaas na karo main Jin hon Zardari nahi

Machar ny 1 Aadmi ko din my kata.!
Aadmi ny kah!
Tum din ko b kaat’te ho?
Machar bola!
Zardari ka dor hy Ghar k halat kharab hain!
Overtime laga raha hon…



Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.
Jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya.
Doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy.
Ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay.



Janab
Zillat maab
haqeer
Faqeer
qatil-e-banazir
Misl-e-kanzeer
Be-zameer
asif ali zardari nay frmaya
Swis account de case na putto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto
100 de card picche 32 lutto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto
Gareban nu lamyan pa k kutto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto
Is msg nu aggy Sutto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto

Ba Adab

Ba Mulahiza

Hoshiyar

Beghairat-e-Azam

Badshah-e-Kanjaran

Zaleel-ul-Mulk

Shahenshah-e-Jooa

Sardar-e-Haraami

Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.

Zardari Ki car K niche 1chota Puppi aa K mar gya
‎Zardari ne driver se Kaha K is K malik Ka Pta Kro
Jub driver wapis aya to us K galay me bohat se phool the
Zardari: ye Kia hai?
‎Driver: Sir me ne logon se sirf yahi Kaha K
‎me zardari ka driver hun
Kuttay Ka bacha mar gya hai
Unhon ne agli bat suni hi nai

1-admi ne Fish pakri
jab ghar aaya to dekha
Na gas
Na ata
Na bijli
Na oil
admi wapis Fish ko darya me phenk aaya
Fish upar aai or zor se chilai

Geo ZARDARI.

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