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Diwali jokes funny sms shayari quotes whatsapp fb status deepavali fun
Diwali jokes funny sms shayari quotes whatsapp fb status deepavali fun
Diwali jokes funny sms shayari quotes whatsapp fb status deepavali fun
Diwali jokes funny sms shayari quotes whatsapp fb status deepavali fun

Ur Eyes Patakha, Ur Lips Rocket,
Ur Ears Chakari, Ur Nose Fuljari,
Ur Style Anaar, Ur Personality Bomb,
SMS Karo Varna I'm Comin With Agarbatti. 



Dosto Happy Diwali,
Bhagwan Se Yahi Dua Karta Hun Ki 
Ye Diwali Aap Logo Ki Life Mein Khushiya Leke Aaye.
Jinki Girlfriend Unche Bichdi Ho Vo Unhe Mil Jaye, 
Aur Jo Tang Aake Girlfriend Badal Rahe Hai 
Vo Kirpya Mere Ko Unka Number Dene Ka Kasht Kare :P



Diwali Se Agle Din 3 Dost Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe The
Pahla: “Mere Papa Kal 5000 Rupaye Ke Patake Laye, Maine Aur Mere Bhai Se 2 Gante Tak Bajaye”
Doosra: “Mere Papa Kal 7000 Rupaye Ke Patake Laye, Hum Sabne Milkar 4 Gante Tak Bajaye”
Teesra Kaminepan Se Muskurate Hue: “Mere Papa Kal Ghar Par Nahi The, Mera Bhai 10000 Rupaye Ka Ek Hi Pataka Laya, Aur Sari Rat Sab Ne Milke Bajaya“


Husband drunk, came to home
Wife at door: how dare you…..?
You promised me that you
did not drink without any occasion,
then why you drunk today?
Funny husband: darling, the festival
of crackers diwali is coming..!!
Wife: so what ? What’s new in that..?
Husband: we need bottles to light rockets dear.

Happy Diwali!
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Aane wali diwali mubarak ho..
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Bhagwan kare ye aapki aakhri diwali ho.
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Wife ke bagair
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Ohhoo…. Muskurahat to dekho ladke ki..!




Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali

 Stylish Breakup –
Boy bought a gift for his
girlfriend.
G.F : what the hell wud i
do with this diwali rocket ??
Boy : you wanted stars naa ?
Now sit on it and Get lost

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