Doctor Patient Joke sms text message quotes with images picture

Doctor : Ab tabiyat kaisi hai?

Santa : Pehle se jyada kharab hai.

Doctor : Dawai kha li thi?

Santa : Nahi dawai ki sishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor : I mean dawai le li thi?

Santa : Ji aapne di to maine le li thi.

Doctor : Bewkoof dawai pee li thi?

Santa : Nahi dawai to laal thi.

Doctor : Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?

Santa : Nahi sir peelia to mujhe tha!!

Doctor : Agar aap patient ko ek ghante pehle le aate to hum ise bacha sakte the !!!

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Relative of patient : EK ghante pehle kya ghanta le aate,

accident to sala 20 min pehle hua hai..!



10 doctors aur 1 engineer Helicopter Ki Rassi
Se Latke Hue The.....
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Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1 Aadmi Ko
Chorna Hoga....!!
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Engineer Ne Kaha Apni jaan Ki Qurbani Mai
Deta Hoon......
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Taaliyan....
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Ye Sun Kar Sab doctorz Taaliyan BajaneLage,
Aur sabke sab Neechey Gir Gaye...
Ustad to aakhir Ustad hota hai na....!!

A Lady to Doctor:

My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure?

Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen he is awake