Girlfriend : Just washing my BOOBS.

Boyfriend (Texting to his girlfriendf): Hey baby...what's up?

Girlfriend: Nothing much just washing my BOOBS.

Boyfriend: What!!!

Girfriend: Yeah. It has become very dirty. People keep stepping on it a lot.

Boyfriend: What the hell..!!! Girfriend: Why..?? Oh fish...! Sorry baby I meant 'BOOTS.' 

Damn this Autocorrect feature of these phones!

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