Boyfriend (Texting to his girlfriendf): Hey baby...what's up?
Girlfriend: Nothing much just washing my BOOBS.
Girfriend: Yeah. It has become very dirty. People keep stepping on it a lot.
Boyfriend: What the hell..!!! Girfriend: Why..?? Oh fish...! Sorry baby I meant 'BOOTS.'
Damn this Autocorrect feature of these phones!