Shaadi ki pehli raat suhaag raat Adult sms text message jokes in Hindi
Ek ladki ki 2 din pehle nayi shaadi hui.
To uski sahelion ne kaha-
2 naino se 2 Naina lade.
Naino ke beech laga kajra.
Us raat ki baat bata sajni, jab 2 Taango k beech hua jhagda.
Sajni sharmayi or boli-
Lehnga fat gaya, choli ud gayi, or maa ch*d gayi daman ki.
Us raat me aise ch*d gayi, jaise Lanka lut gayi Raavan ki..!!
Pati 1st Night Ko
Jaaneman Kaho Kya Chahti Ho ?
Biwi- Chahte Hai Hum Aapse Aise sex Ka Wada
Jaise
5 Rupaye Ka Vim Bar
Gale Kam Aur Chale Zyada
To uski sahelion ne kaha-
2 naino se 2 Naina lade.
Naino ke beech laga kajra.
Us raat ki baat bata sajni, jab 2 Taango k beech hua jhagda.
Sajni sharmayi or boli-
Lehnga fat gaya, choli ud gayi, or maa ch*d gayi daman ki.
Us raat me aise ch*d gayi, jaise Lanka lut gayi Raavan ki..!!
Pati 1st Night Ko
Jaaneman Kaho Kya Chahti Ho ?
Biwi- Chahte Hai Hum Aapse Aise sex Ka Wada
Jaise
5 Rupaye Ka Vim Bar
Gale Kam Aur Chale Zyada
Sardar: Yar teri suhag raat kesi guzri?
2nd:Yar buht maza Aya!
Sardar:Yar phir b bata na!
2nd Sardar:Yar pehli bar nangi larki dekhi
Uff 3 bar muth mari!
Uff 3 bar muth mari!
Bone aadmi ki shadi ek bahut sundar LaDki se hoti hai. ..
Jaise hi Bona apni Dulhan ko lekar Suhaagraat
manane ko Room mein jaata hai to enter karte
hi Bona apni biwi ko bolta hai..
Bona: "Darling jaldi se GhoDi Bano" ..
Dulhan: "Aisee bhi kya jaldi hai, ThoDa ruko naa" ..
Bona: "Maine bola na... Phataphat Ghodi Ban" ..
Dulhan: "Arre tum bo bahut sexy ho, par mujhe Kapre to Utarane do" ..
Bona: " Kamini Jaldi se GhoDi ban, mujhe Darwaje kee Kundi Lagani hai"
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