Santa Banta Joke sms text message

TTE - Ticket dikhao

Santa - Aa lo ji.

TTE - Eh ta purani ticket hai.

Santa - toh train kaunsi tere baap ne aaj hi showroom se nikalwai hai... 



Santa- "Pados mein kya chal raha he?
Banta- "Birthday hai"
Santa- "Kiska?"
Banta- "Tuyu ka."
Santa ne puchha, "Tuyu?"
Banta- "Hana! Sunai to kuchh aisa hi de raha
hai... - Happy Birthday Tuyu! 

ड्राइवर- मैंने कार की हेडलाइट ऑन करके बताया था कि पहले मुझे निकलने दो।

संता- हमने भी तो वाइपर चला कर बताया था कि ना काके ना..

Santa 'sucide' nahi karne par speech de raha tha
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Santa- "sucide nahi karna chahiye,
sucide darpok, kayar aur bujhdil log karte hai.
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Sucide karne se to achha hai ki aap zeher kha lo





santa flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha. Pilot:-
Ye kya kar rahe ho..?
santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno...




santaji jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye..?
Kyunki santaji ko khabar mili thi ki paper leek ho gaya h...




Waiter: Your Bill Sir
.Santa: Take My Card
Waiter : But Sir, ye to apki shaadi ka card hai
Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Mazaak Me Likha
Hai ?
"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"