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A boy was teaching a girl 

He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”

In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.”

Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.

And both together smiled and said, “That’s multiplication.”

Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.

He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, “That’s long division!”

In a maths eXam everyone was writing except Johny was dancing. Y..?because someone told him that there is marks for every step

Sir: Define Energy ?

Santa Sardar: Sir poora nahin aata hai, thoda last ka pata hai, bas.Sir: Thik hai, koi baat nahin, jitna aata hai utna bolo.

Santa: “and this is called Energy……”

Teacher: "What's something that you need,
that you can't see or feel?"
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Student in 2000: "Air."
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Students 2013: "Wi-fi.

Computer ki teacher Pappu se: .
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Teacher: Pappu JAVA ke 3 latest version
btao.
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Pappu: .
1. Mar java.
2. Mit java.
3: Lut java. .
Ishq me dil kya jaan bhi name tere kr java.
hehehe...

Class me top na karo
Warna log tumse jalne lagege
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Hamesha late class me jao Is tarah har teacher tumhe yaad rakhega..
Zyada padhne se time waste hota hai..
Aur time waste karna buri
baat hai Kabhi test na do
Kyuki Beizzati ke "2" marks se
to izzat ke "0" acche hai....: 

"अध्यापक - बताओ भारत में सबसे ज्यादा  बारिश कहाँ गिरती है?
बड़ी देर सोचने के बाद छात्र  ने जवाब दिया “जमीन पर"

Best School, Students Quotes:

Whats the point of studying for finals if they are not final? We are coming back to school next year!  

'Why were you late?' Cause the bell rang before I got here...

“Don't try to fix the students, fix ourselves first. The good teacher makes the poor student good and the good student superior. When our students fail, we, as teachers, too, have failed.” Marva Collins

“No one who cannot rejoice in the discovery of his own mistakes deserves to be called a scholar”

Best Great Top Maths Quotes:

“Prime numbers are what is left when you have taken all the patterns away. I think prime numbers are like life. They are very logical but you could never work out the rules, even if you spent all your time thinking about them.” 
― Mark Haddon

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton asked why.

Bernard Baruch

“Dreams are what guide us, art is what defines us, math is what makes it all possible, and love is what lights our way.” 
― Mike Norton

Go down deep enough into anything and you will find mathematics.

---- Dean Schlicter

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