India - America Comparison Jokes sms Text message.

Population Comparison : 

INDIAN : I hav 4 sis & 3 bro. Wat
abt U?
AMERICAN : I hav no sis or 
bro.Bt I hav 4 Moms from 1st
dad , 3 dads from 1st mom.


DAUGHTER: Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday.. Forgot to invite U..

DAD: U naughty.. It's Ok.. But Don't forget next Time..