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I was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class

Because,

I Always Stand Outside The Class:-)

Proud 2 b an Out-Standing Student.

Teacher: What R The People Of Turkey Called?

Student: I Don’t Know.

Teacher: They R Called Turks, Now What R The People Of Germany Called?

Student: They R Called Germs.

Teacher: Ramu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?

Ramu: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Teacher: Can you see God?
Class: No

Teacher: Can you touch God?
Class: No

Teacher: Then there is no God!

(few minutes later)

Pappu: Sir, can you see your brain?
Teacher: No

Pappu: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No


Papu: Oho ok, So you have no brain...

 STUDY - STUDENT QUOTES:

Take the attitude of a student, never be too big to ask questions, never know too much to learn something new.

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor its great scholars great men.

Tell me and I will forget,Show me and I will learn,
Involve me and I will understand
Teton Lakota (Indian saying)

Watch your thoughts they become your words
Watch your words they become your actions
Watch your actions they become your habits
Watch your habits they become your character
Watch your character it becomes your destiny

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning.

Albert Einstein