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Teacher: “Me tumhari jaan nikal dungi”

Iski English batao kia hogi?

Student: English ki aisi ki taisi, tu hath to laga k dikha…!!!

Teacher: Jab Hum Ball Ko Upar Fainkte Hain, To Wo Wapas Neeche Kyun Aati Hain?
Pappu: Sir, Upar Koi Catch Karne Waala Nahi Hai Isliye.

chod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam ab

kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge .or 12th

pass karne ke baad hi koi nayi ladki

ptayenge 

Teacher - Isko Hindi mein translate karo..
Hey Friends,
Look a Beautiful Girl is standing there..
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Student : Wo Dekho Saalo,
Tumhari Bhabhi khadi hai.


Teacher: "why is your homework in your Dads writing?" 
Student: "I used his pen "

Teacher - 3 Idiots film
dekhne ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila...?

Pappu - Madam yahi ki,Engineering padh kar bhi Medical ki ladki fasaai jaa sakti hai...

Teacher - Shut up & get out...

Tinku - Madam me bataau...?

Teacher - Very good Tinku Bataao…

Tinku - Madam college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehenna chahiye...

Teacher - You also get out...

Chintu - Madam me bataau...?

Teacher - Arre Chintu,
You are a brilliant student,
yeh sahi bataayega…

Chintu - Madam Doctor ke alaawa,
Engineer bhi delivery karwa sakta hai. .