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Chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam ab
kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge .or 12th
pass karne ke baad hi koi nayi ladki
ptayenge 

Teacher : aisa koi sentence batao,
jisme urdu, Hindi, punjabi, and english ka use hua ho ?
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Pappu : Ishq di gali vich no Entry.. 

Teacher ne bachchon se poocha, tum future mein kya karna chahte ho?
Ram: Main pilot banna chahta hoon.
Vinod: Main doctor banna chahta hoon.
Deepa: Main achchi maa banna chahti hoon.
Ravi: Main Deepa ko help karna chahta hoon 

Shyari by a failed

student:

“Agar wo kar leti ishq humse,

HAmari raato ki neend ud jati.

is bahane raat ko padh leta,

kam se kam

supplementry to aa jaati

Pappu Dabang dekh kar aya.

School mein sir : Pappu tumhare sare ans galat hein marks de to kahan den ?

Pappu : KAMAL KARTE HaiN MASTER JI.

MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAIN,

CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPAR MAR K BHI LAY SKTE HAIN.
Sir : Badtamiz

Pappu : BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA,

AAP K PAPA KAISE HAIN ?

Sir : Nikal ja meri class se,

Pappu : CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO WARNA ANS SHEET ME ITNE CHED KARENGE K

CONFUSE HO JAOGE K MARKS KaHAn DEN OR ZERO KAHAN DAIN..!






Bahut dard hota he jab teacher bolta hai ki..
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tumhara aur tumhare aage wale ka answer 1 hi
hai..
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tab dil se aawaz ati he to saale sawal bhi to 1
hi tha..




Pappu ne exam k liye Question Paper banaya.
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Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye.
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Questions kuchh is tarah k the:
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1.China kis Desh me hai ??
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2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai.. ??
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3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai. ?
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4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai?
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5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan hai.. ?
Thoko Like pappu ke liye.