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IF GIRL IS IN LOVE-
Her parent ask: Who is that
Idiot..?
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IF BOY IS IN LOVE
His parent ask: Idiot, Who is that girl.? >:
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Moral:: No matter who ever is in love...
Boys are always Idiots.
Why so?

Girl:Jann,muje aise propose karo jaise aj tak kisine na kiya ho. 
Boy:Kutti,Kamini,I LOVE U.
Aaja Haramzadi mujse pyar karke muje tabaah karde.

mud kr zara idhar b dekh jalim 

k tamana hum b rakhte hai 

husn tere pass hai to kya hua dil hum b rakhte hai

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!




Girl- tum bohot besharam hO 
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Boy- wo to main bachpan se hi hu
main to paida bhi nanga hi hua
tha.........




Time Table aa gya hai taiyaari shuru kar do
7 Feb Rose Day
8 Feb Propose Day
9 Feb Chocolate Day
10 Feb Teddy Day
11 Feb Promise Day
12 Feb Hug Day
13 Feb Kiss Day
14 Feb Valentine Day…
15 Feb Go Back to your Wife Day.


main apni ishq ki bowling se tere dil ka wicket giraya
meri kismat kaise thi dekho 
tere dad ne umpire banke no ball ka ishara dikahaya

Teri galiyon mein na rakhen gy kadam aaj K baad,
Kyun K…
Humari apni gali mein setting ho gai hy!!!

Ek Ladki ne hoto par “India” ke tirange ka
rang laga rakha tha Ek ladka aaya aur hoto
par “kiss” kar gaya aur bola, “I LOVE MY INDIA”


Sharif ladko se jyada kismat waleto gali k kutte hai
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Kam se kam ladki palat palat k dekhti to hai
ki aa raha h ya nhi..



Me .- i want 2 kiss you . .
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ladki - tameez se bolo ...
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Me - uparwale ki aseem kripa se . .
kudrati khubsuruti se bhari hui aye sundari kanya... 
ye saaf dil wala banda tumhare laal surkh hontho pe chumban lena chahta
hai



Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai