Funny hindi joke sms text message, images picture.

Plz Call Me,
Its Urgent.
Ek Accident Ho Gaya Hai.
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Aap Ka Hi Blood Group Chahiye,
Plz Mana Mat Karna
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Warna
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Gadha Mar Jayega





Girlfriend Boyfriend Joke sms text messages

ILadki ne boy frnd ko fone kiya to uss ke bhanje ne fone uthaya.
Ladki:
Apne uncle ko fon do.
Bacha:
Aap ka name?
Ladki:
Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-e man ka fone hai.
jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha usse sunn kar larki behosh ho gayi.
uss ne masumiyat se kaha:
"lekin aunty mobile pe to "Raand "likha hua hai...

Pintu:- daadi neend nahi aa rahi. Hum baate kare.

daadi:- thik he.
pintu:- daadi kya hum hamesha 5 hi rahenge?
Aap,mom,dad,mai aur behen.

daadi:- nahi beta aapki shaadi ho jayegi toh 6 ho jayenge.

pintu:- fir behen chali jayegi shaadi karke toh fir 5 ho jayenge.

daadi:- beta fir aapka beta ho jayega toh 6 ho jayenge.

pintu:- fir aap mar jaaogi toh hum wapas se 5 ho jayenge.

daadi:- Soja chup chap........

Son: papa circus dekhney chaley???

Papa: No.........son I m busy

Son:usmey ek ladki ne bina kapdon ke sher pe sawari ki hai. ...!

Papa:bahut ziddi ho gaye ho....Har baat zidd karke manvate ho....
Chalo bahut din huey sher nahin dekha....!

Iske Aage ka kahaani...

Son & papa phir circus dekhne gaye. Papa ne sabse aage wali seat ki ticket bhi le li...
Lion show aaya aur chala gaya par Naked ladki nahi aayi...Circus show khatam ho gaya...

Papa: Tumne toh kaha tha ki ek ladki bina kapdon ke aayegi?

Son: Bina kapdo ke toh sher tha, ladki nahi..maine jo kaha dubara padho!!!

So never mess with kids!!!


Maa: Beta tu apne baal kyoon nahi katwaata?

Pappu: Yo! Maa its fashion.

Maa: Wo to theek hai par log teri beheno ko dekhne aate hai aur tujhe pasand kar jatey hai
Maa: Beta tu apne baal kyoon nahi katwaata?

Pappu: Yo! Maa its fashion.

Maa: Wo to theek hai par log teri beheno ko dekhne aate hai aur tujhe pasand kar jatey hai 


पप्पू की मां की तबियत खराब हो गई, वह अपनी मां को लेकर अस्पताल गया।
डॉक्टर - इनके कुछ टेस्ट होंगे।

पप्पू- हे भगवान, अब क्या होगा मेरी मां तो अनपढ़ है।


Air hostes to Pandit:
Sir,kya lenge?
Pandit-Puri,sabji,khir aur laddu.
Air hostess-Sir,aap kingfisher k plane me baithe h,
Vijay malya k shraadh me nahi...



Jo Dil me hai
Jo Ishq me hai
jo Mann me hai
lekin Dhadkan me nahi
socho
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wo hai
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amir khan




Kaminapan toh itna bhara hai humare andar,
ki agar zara sa bhi nichodh do toh ek
poora Shakti Kapoor ban jaaye




Pure veg message..
Ek Aalu ne Bhindi k cell pe i love u  ka sms bheja..
Bhindi   ne aalu ko phone karke bahut sunaya..
boli tum itne mote, saste...aur main ekdum slim and trim...
Aalu   ka toh dil hi toot gaya...aur phir usne itni sabziya fansaayi ki aaj aap dekh sakte ho...
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu-Bengan,
Aalu-Shimla Mirch
Aalu-Paalak,
Aalu-Matar,
Aalu-Gaajar,
Aalu-Chhola,
Aalu-Methi.
Aur Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hai..


3 Poultry Farms ki Inspection ho rhi thi.
Inspector: Tum Murgion ko kya dete ho ?
Patlu: Bajra
Inspector: Wrong Food
Arrest him !!
Inspector: Tum kya dete ho ?
Patlu's relative: Rice
Inspector: Tum Bhi galat ho Arrest him too !!
Motu ghabra k bola: main to sab Murgion ko 5-5rupay de deta hu jis ka jo dil kare kha le...!


The most emotional moment in Boys Life
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When a Girl says
"Mujhe Request bhejo"
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Itni khushi, Itni khushi,
Bass mat pocho



Pappu ne gali k kone me kachra
fenk diya..
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Thodi der baad ghoom phir kar
gali mein aaya,
To Mohalle wale aapas mein lad
rahe the k kachra kis ne fenka.. ??
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ek aadmi ne ghusse se kaha:"
feka hoga kisi kutte k bachche
ne.."
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pappu side mein ja kar khoob
hansa aur bola:
"Kachra maine feka aur naam
kutte k bachche ka lagg
gaya.."


What is a Pizza?

Awesome answer: 

A Pizza is just a Paratha that went abroad for higher education